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Bay to Breakers 2012 is Shaping Up Horribly – People Just Aren’t Registering...
Tweet[Get up-to-speed on years past right here.] I still haven’t heard word one about the Bay to Breakers this year. It’s uncanny. So let’s see, the BtoB people are freaking out now about all the...
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To Repeat, the Hayes Street Hill is NOT the Highest Point on the Historic Bay...
TweetOh, it’s happening again this year. It’s the falsehood about the Hayes Street Hill being the highest point on the Bay to Breakers course. Here’s your route profile, starting from the SoMA near the...
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Here’s This Year’s Official Bay to Breaker Press Release from the SFPD and...
TweetLEAVE US BEGIN: “More than ever, City officials and race organizers are serious about keeping the race free from alcohol abuse and nuisance behavior.” SO THIS IS THE STANDARD LINE FROM...
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Sammy Kitwara and Mamitu Daska Win Bay to Breakers 2012, But Not As Many are...
TweetThere he is this morning, #21, on the right, already breaking away from the pack halfway through the Golden Gate Park Panhandle on Fell: Click to expand Get all the deets on the high-placing...
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Here are the Three Reasons Why You Were Foolish to Have Registered for the...
TweetThree Reasons Why You Were Foolish to Have Registered for the Bay to Breakers: 1. Your money goes to Philip Anschutz, the Christian Billionaire – see below. 2. You don’t get a refund even if the...
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Confused Minivan Driver Makes Major Errors on Just One Half of a Block on...
TweetNow, you got to hand it to this driver, cause at least he was trying. But let’s inventory his mistakes betwixt 6th and 7th streets on Market in the corrupt Twitterloin, scene of the infamous Pride...
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Toyota Prius Hybrid Drivers are The Worst – And Here are the Two Primary Reasons
TweetReason One is that they think they’re special, as if they’re part of the solution and not part of the problem. This conceit is totally false. Oh well. Reason Two is that they think that since...
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Bad Toyota Prius Hybrid Driver Stops for Peds in the Middle of the Wrong...
TweetThe problem with the Prius drivers is that they feel entitled to do what they want when they want PLUS they generally do their outrageous acts slowly. As here, on Kearny. The actions of a pushy...
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Dear University of California: Your New Logo Sucks – Here’s Why
TweetHere’s why – if you invert the colors of the old logo, it still looks like something: Click to expand Conversely, if you invert the colors of the new logo, it looks like garbage. See? Actually,...
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Most of the People Who Drive in San Francisco at Night Without Headlights Own...
TweetIt’s uncanny. Prius drivers are pretty bad to start with, so Toyota should have taken steps to make sure that they’d be aware that their headlights are not on. Toyota didn’t. Market Street,...
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Sucker Watch: Most Participants Won’t Pay to Enter the 2013 Bay to Breakers...
TweetOh, you are a sucker. Well, then be my guest – pay $48 for a number. And actually, and you’ll enjoy this, sucker, it’s already too late to get a good deal on registration for 2013. Prices be...
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Beware, Car Owners: The Great B2B Tow of ’13 is a Coming This Weekend –...
TweetI’ll tell you, I’m not exactly sure when the tow away signs went up for this year’s historic Bay to Breakers street party – maybe it was today. No matter, hundreds of cars are going to get towed...
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Three Things You Don’t Know About the Bay to Breakers
Tweet1. THE TOP OF HAYES STREET HILL _ISN’T_ THE HIGHEST POINT OF THE BTOB FUN-RUN. JUST CHECK THE ROUTE PROFILE: “Here’s your route profile, starting from the SoMA near the bay going all the way to...
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I’m Thinking that Tesla Model S Drivers are Now Out-Jerking Toyota Prius...
TweetToyota Prius drivers have been the worst in town for the longest time now, but 2013 is bringing a change. Take this driver for instance. Repeated lane changes allowed her the ability to totally...
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Sony CD Walkman + Low Rise Jeans = ??? – The Highest Person I’ve Ever Seen in...
TweetLast seen talking at parked cars on Haight Street: Also, the lowest low-rise jeans I’ve ever seen…
View ArticleMercedes Benz, Mercedes Benz, Range Rover – Three Bad Drivers in the News –...
Tweet1. Jennie Zhu, Pine and Gough. Here’s the update on this one. Her lawyer says that his client isn’t talking, even to him. Compare this gambit with how he handled a recent first-degree murder case...
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Incredibly, the University of California Declares Defunct Logo a “Success”...
TweetHere it is, from just last week: “We walked away from the logo itself in part because we knew that our broader communications strategy and the other elements of the visual identity system could...
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And San Francisco’s Worst Parkers are the Drivers of … Smart Cars – Here’s...
TweetWhen Smart Cars started showing up in the 415, what I thought we’d see was: 1. Smart Car tipping (Naughty naughty!); and 2. French-style, nose-to-the-curb parking But what we’ve gotten is just bad...
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Say What You Will About John Burton, He’s an Excellent Driver – The Best...
TweetDude’s all over the place, the SoMa, Civic Center, Financh, corrupt Twitterloin, everywhere, and yet he never drives like a typical Toyota Prius driver do. Huzzah. But the rest of you Prius...
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And The Award For San Francisco’s #1 Tourist Trap Restaurant Goes To …...
TweetHere we go, start reading - this place is horrible. IMO, San Francisco would be better off without this particular place up in Fisherman’s Wharf, but the Golden Gate Restaurant Association...
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